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Written by Ani Smith

Daniel Bailey is a drunken face to love

In Interviews on 29 October, 2009

Read­ing THE DRUNK SONNETS (pub­lished by Magic Heli­copter Press) makes me want to sit on Daniel Bailey’s lap, take the whis­key bottle from his hand, put it down on the table, grab his face between my palms, squeeze his cheeks and mouth into a fish pout and stare at his irises for a really long time until I find out what’s behind them or he sheep­ishly tries to smile and shifts beneath me.

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Mike Young makes moonbats in your brain

In Interviews on 8 September, 2009

Mike Young is a boy with a persimmon-shaped heart who lives in Cali­for­nia and likes words like cher­imoya. He co-edits NOÖ Journal and Magic Heli­copter Press and a full-length book of his poetry, We Are All Good If They Try Hard Enough, is forth­com­ing in 2010 from Pub­lish­ing Genius.

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Jimmy Chen is pensive in bed

In Interviews on 2 May, 2009

Jimmy Chen is the swoon­some grey mat­ter behind Type­writer — a tick­lish new, mod­ern magic (but not in a corny way) selec­tion of little-in-size-not-content stor­ies recently pub­lished by Magic Heli­copter Press.

I cun­ningly con­vinced Jimmy to let me inter­view him, and I didn’t even have to show him my boobs. Score.

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Sam Pink is a sweet sweet boy

In Interviews on 22 March, 2009

Sam Pink wrote a slayer of a book called I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT from Paper Hero Press, whose editor gave me free UK ship­ping because he loves me. Or per­haps he was being a savvy busi­ness­man. No, no, I think he loves me. As does Sam Pink. I’m pretty sure that’s what they whispered in my ear repeatedly as we built a blanket-and-cushions fort­ress in my room last night. But enough about me.

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You have balls to call yourself
a “writer” you fucking loser

In Reasons on 9 March, 2009

I didn’t let on to any­one that I like to write for twenty-eight and a half years, give or take a few agon­isingly illit­er­ate ones towards the very begin­ning. I didn’t think I was good enough (still don’t) to even sug­gest such a stretch. And yet I wrote. I always wrote. I didn’t save it, I didn’t sub­mit it any­where, I didn’t show it to friends, but if I wasn’t quietly self-destructing through abuse of hal­lu­cino­gens and bad rela­tion­ships, I wrote.

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Literary Lust

In Poetry on 21 February, 2009

Long, slender fin­gers tap tap tap­ping on an old, dusty type­writer
Abstract ideas coalesce into a moist and shame­ful long­ing
Each sen­tence is an invit­a­tion type­set in desire
Expertly punc­tu­ated with a heavy sigh

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