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I am the world’s number one Final Fantasy XIII-2 fan boy because I have played each and every entry in this series! Last night going into today, I stayed up late outside my neighborhood Wal-Mart so that I could be the first paisano to get my Cheetos-stained fingers on a copy of this game. I cannot wait to e-mail all of my virtual friends (read: the only friends I’ll ever have) and tell them about Final Fantasy XIII-2 secrets I’ve already discovered in the short time I’ve been playing. Though I’ve only spent a little bit playing this game, I can already tell that it is a lot better than when I finally lose my virginity and have sex for the first time, the feel of which many of my fellow Final Fantasy XIII-2 are wondering about 24/7, too, I bet!

What I like about Final Fantasy XIII-2 is how immersive the worlds are. For example, I can steer my little 50cc Mario kart around all kinds of obstacles like flaming bursts of fire and really sharp, 90-degree turns that had me b a n g i n g my controller in total frustration, man, LOL! I specifically liked that ice world when a humongous Bullet Bob was shot out of this huge cannon and caused the J a p character that I controlled to assume the Shu-ryu-ken position and shoot gigantic fireballs from his palms! Awesome, man, just awesome!

I also enjoy that Final Fantasy XIII-2 is pretty brutal, but not that brutal that parents and politicians will blame it for kids k i l l i n g other kids. Let me explain, when the J a p character I control got into boss fights, I was able to pull off something called a fatality on the bosses I encountered, which usually consisted of my J a p character ripping off the head of the bosses! Awesome, LOL!

Another thing I really fell in love with in Final Fantasy XIII-2 is atmospheric the game is. For instance, I could make my way through a really dark mansion and be attacked by several Crimson Head zombies all at once, yet it was still light enough that I could pull out my magical flute and play a sweet, sweet tune that put them all to sleep.

In sum, all I’ve to say is that you should buy Final Fantasy XIII-2 at once, even if you have no girlfriend, no sex, no friends (all of which are the most important things in life) and no life to speak of whatsoever. I’ve found out that you don’t need any of the above–as I’m sure all of my fellow Final Fantasy lovers will agree–when you can have the time of your life playing this awesome video game, ese.